My list for 'Ard Boyz pt.3 : It sucked.

I’m not going to go into great detail about my little ‘ard boyz experience. If I did, I would get all worked up and pissed off... If I was to blame anybody? I would blame myself... I completely forgot, what effects "competitive play" has on lesser men.


Never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never Neverever (!)
try to play a competitive war-game without a complete knowledge of the rules. I’m not just talking core rules, but Army books, Spells, Faqs.... Everything.


Know your shit or pay the price for ignorance.

Since the event, I have been lucky enough to find a new store with some really incredible tables. As a added bonus, the joint offers a discount and is a hell of a lot closer. After that most fortunate occurrence the Model Fairy paid a visit to my house and I magically inherited a bunch of 2nd edition Imperial Guard. I’ve been thinking about repainting my Guard army and this pretty much ends that debate. I might also try to enter a Warhammer Escalation league that the store is running soon. Unfortunately, that means I would have to paint High Elves.....

My List for the 'Ard Boys dealie.... Pt.2

28- Skinks-- 140               
Full command-- 24               
3 Kroxigors-- 165     (T.Cost:329 Pts.)               
                       
20 Saurus Warriors-- 220
Spears-- 20                   
Full Command-- 30   (T.Cost: 270 Pts)               
                       
29 Saurus Warriors-- 319           
Full Command-- 30  (T. Cost: 349 Pts.)                
   
3 Terradons-- 90        
6 Chameleon Skinks-- 72                       
6 Chameleon Skinks-- 72           

Temple Guard-- 224
Full Command-- 35  (T. Cost :259)                   

Ancient Steggadon-- 275
Salamander-- 75   
Salamander-- 75

Slann-- 275
Focus of Mystery--0
The Focused Rumination--50
The Becalming Cogitation--50
Army Standard--25
Standard of Discipline-15
Cup of the Old Ones--45
Bane Head -15   ( T. Cost: 475 Pts. )

Saurus Oldblood-- 140
Shield-- 6
Crown of Command-35
Gamblers Armor-- 20
Piranha Blade-- 35    (T. cost: 236 Pts.)

Skink Priest-- 65
Lv 2. Mage-- 35
Engine of the Gods--290
Dispel Scroll-- 25 
Iron curse Icon--5   (T. cost: 420)                       

The Slann uses the Lore of Life and the Skink uses the Lore of the Heavens.
Core: 948    Special: 493    Rare: 425    Heroes: 420    Lords: 711
Total: 2997 Pts.

Okay, we will try this again. After a bit of an oversight on my part. I had to revise the list a little. I added two more skinks to the scout units and  two more magic items to the Slann. One was the Banner of Discipline, as suggested by Nuclear.... Thank you, sir.

 
The other was the Bane Head. I saw in the Lizzie F.A.Q, that the Miscast wounds are doubled by the curse. So, if I bump off a Miscast with my cup, the said Wizard will take double wounds, if any from the chart. It's not a game winning strategy, but it will give the other guy something to think about.

I'm also trying to make up some spell counter to help me remember all that stuff. If I get 'em done in time, I'll try to post them up.

My list for the 'Ard Boyz dealie...

                         
28- Skinks-- 140                              Salamander-- 75
Full command-- 24               
3 Kroxigors-- 165                            Salamander-- 75   
Total cost: 329 Pts.
                                                        Ancient Steggadon-- 275
20 Saurus Warriors-- 220
Spears-- 20                   
Full Command-- 30               
Total cost: 271 Pts.
                                                        Skink Priest-- 65
29 Saurus Warriors-- 319                Lv 2. Mage-- 35
Full Command-- 30                         Engine of the Gods--290
Total Cost: 349 Pts.                         Dispel Scroll-- 25
 
 3 Terradons-- 90                            
5 Chameleon Skinks-- 60                  Saurus Oldblood-- 140
                                                         Shield-- 6
5 Chameleon Skinks-- 60                  Crown of Command-35
                                                         Gamblers Armor-- 20
Temple Guard-- 224                          Piranha Blade-- 35
Full Command--  35                           Total Cost: 236 Pts.
Total cost: 259 Pts.                         
                                                      Slann-- 275
                                                      Focus of Mystery--0
                                                      The Focused Rumination--50
                                                      The Becalming Cogitation--50
                                                      Army Standard--25
                                                      Cup of the Old Ones--45
                                                      Total cost:  Pts.
Core: 948
Special: 469
Rare: 425
Heroes: 425
Lords: 731

Total: 2998 Pts.
Breaking Point: 3
Fortitude:  7


The Slann uses the Lore of Life and the Skink Priest uses the Lore of the Heavens.

I know, I know.... this list is for 'ard boyz? You must be asking yourself.... "Where's the Cheese?"
No, this list does not contain a double Slann. Nor, is it a Stegga-stampede. It's a nice balanced list with all the units that I am comfortable playing with. I won't lie, there are a few things I'd like to change, but funds and time are an issue right now.  It may be 'ard boyz and all, but I'm not going field unpainted minis just to win a silly tourney game.

Once you start down the dark path of unpainted minis, forever will they dominate your destiny.........